HEY GUYS LET'S TAKE A LOOK INTO SHUGE'S CREEPY ASS MIND.
ALSO. HEY. ASSFAGS. Request shit. I'm bored and I feel like drawing shit for ya'll.
EDIT::Hey fags. This is my MSN. Add me. Talk to me. LOVE ME:
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+ = Digs it.
- = Despises it.
/ = Iffy on it.
Anal on Males (+): I dig it if there is lube. Lack of proper lubrication is what turns me off the most in pornographic fanfiction.
Anal on Females (+): Srsly dude, lube. Friction burns. On your penis. Not to mention crazy pain. In your butt.
Breasts (+): Well, they ARE squishy. Breasts are acceptable on males and females.
Breast Expansion (-): Ugh no. Please, God no.
Weight Gain (-): No thnx :C
Bondage (+): Very much yes.
Clothing (+): Partially clothed sex is the best. Especially in formal wear. Mmm, tuxes.
Leather (/): I guess. Not too keen on the crazy, S&M dom leather stuff, but hey, if the person I'm screwing really wants it, I won't object.
Stockings (+): Yum <3
Shoe/Boots (+): <3
Suit and Tie (+): Fuck yes, huge ass fetish of mine.
Muscle, Male (+): Yes. So I can drool over how delicious and intricate it is.
Muscle, Female (/): I GUESS. Not too particularly keen on it.
Herm (-): nothnx.
Cub/Shota (-): Niet.
Baby/Diaper (-): Bitch I deal with enough diapers. There is nothing erotic about them.
Transformation (-): TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
Macro/Micro (-): W..what?
Impregnation (-): :C
Pregnancy (-): Not sexy.
Lactation (-): Noooo :'C
Anal Vore (-): Wh..what?
Soul Vore (-): Okay, this is just getting silly now.
Cock Vore (-): THIS EXISTS? D:
Standard Soft Vore (-): No.
Standard Hard Vore (-): No.
Paw/Foot (/): Paws, no. Feet, eeeeeeeh not sure.
Incest (-): I'm cool without the wincest, thanks.
Clonecest (+): Very much so. Twin Soldiers ftw.
Yuri (F/F) (/): As long as they aren't stupid ditzy college girls who aren't really interested in girls.
Yaoi (M/M) (/): As long as they aren't kawaii anime bishies who look like girls with penises.
Hetero (M/F) (+): I enjoy het quite a bit, because I like stupid fluffy stories with marriage and love and happy lives.
Bi (+): C:
Girly Boys (-------): NO. UGH. GOD.
Butch Girls (++): Now this, this I can dig.
Mind Control (-): Nothnx.
Rape (/): Only the erotic, fictional kind. Not the irl mentally scarring kind.
Uniform (+): I LIKE A BOY IN UNIFORM (SCHOOL UNIFORM)
Orgy (/): Situational. Typically, anything bigger than a threesome just kinda gets silly.
Subbing/Doming (/): It depends. I like interchangeable roles.
Biting (+): I guess. But I'm a pussy, I rather it not break the skin
Solo Masturbation; Male (+): I find it kinda cute, actually.
Solo Masturbation; Female (+): See above.
Scat (---): NO.
Inflation (-): No.
Fat/Pudge (+): More cushin' for the pushin' ;D
Tech (+): Yes. Very much yes.
Watersports (-): Jarate? D:
Glasses (+): <333
Tentacles (+): Durrrf.
Oviposition (-): N..no D':
Masochism (/): Mild cases.
Sadism (/): See above.
Partial Nudity (+): The classier, the better. I don't like seeing tits hang out or anything, a simple hint of cleavage or a sexy collarbone shot will suffice. And short shorts. Legs, mmm <333
Gore/guro (/): D:
Snuff (-): nononono.
Hyper (?): W..what?
Zoophilia (-): Nothnx.
Electricity (-): No.
She-males (/): ALICE? D:
Cross-dressing (++++++++++++): FUCK YES GIANT KINK.
Oral (+): Yaaay
Asphyxiation (-): Not yaaay
Wet-look (/): Too trashy, it might work in some cases, though.
Mud/Quicksand etc (-): No.
Sinking (-): Fetishes are weird.
Spooge (+): As long as it isn't that creepy cumbath stuff. Or like, drinking it in large quantities. Ew.
Tickling (/): I...no? D:
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