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I Feel Like a Creeper for Posting This (EDITTTT)

Wed Jun 24, 2009, 1:52 PM
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: I Can Hear the Bells - Hairspray
  • Reading: 8-Bit Theater
  • Playing: Silent Hill 2/FF: Tactics Advance/Pokemon Platinum
  • Drinking: Arizona Green Tea
My Gal Pals
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HEY GUYS LET'S TAKE A LOOK INTO SHUGE'S CREEPY ASS MIND.

ALSO. HEY. ASSFAGS. Request shit. I'm bored and I feel like drawing shit for ya'll.

EDIT::Hey fags. This is my MSN. Add me. Talk to me. LOVE ME:

The.Purple.Ninja@hotmail.com

+ = Digs it.
- = Despises it.
/ = Iffy on it.

Anal on Males (+): I dig it if there is lube. Lack of proper lubrication is what turns me off the most in pornographic fanfiction.

Anal on Females (+): Srsly dude, lube. Friction burns. On your penis. Not to mention crazy pain. In your butt.

Breasts (+): Well, they ARE squishy. Breasts are acceptable on males and females.

Breast Expansion (-): Ugh no. Please, God no.

Weight Gain (-): No thnx :C

Bondage (+): Very much yes.

Clothing (+): Partially clothed sex is the best. Especially in formal wear. Mmm, tuxes.

Leather (/): I guess. Not too keen on the crazy, S&M dom leather stuff, but hey, if the person I'm screwing really wants it, I won't object.

Stockings (+): Yum <3

Shoe/Boots (+): <3

Suit and Tie (+): Fuck yes, huge ass fetish of mine.

Muscle, Male (+): Yes. So I can drool over how delicious and intricate it is.

Muscle, Female (/): I GUESS. Not too particularly keen on it.

Herm (-): nothnx.

Cub/Shota (-): Niet.

Baby/Diaper (-): Bitch I deal with enough diapers. There is nothing erotic about them.

Transformation (-): TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE

Macro/Micro (-): W..what?

Impregnation (-): :C

Pregnancy (-): Not sexy.

Lactation (-): Noooo :'C

Anal Vore (-): Wh..what?

Soul Vore (-): Okay, this is just getting silly now.

Cock Vore (-): THIS EXISTS? D:

Standard Soft Vore (-): No.

Standard Hard Vore (-): No.

Paw/Foot (/): Paws, no. Feet, eeeeeeeh not sure.

Incest (-): I'm cool without the wincest, thanks.

Clonecest (+): Very much so. Twin Soldiers ftw.

Yuri (F/F) (/): As long as they aren't stupid ditzy college girls who aren't really interested in girls.

Yaoi (M/M) (/): As long as they aren't kawaii anime bishies who look like girls with penises.

Hetero (M/F) (+): I enjoy het quite a bit, because I like stupid fluffy stories with marriage and love and happy lives.

Bi (+): C:

Girly Boys (-------): NO. UGH. GOD.

Butch Girls (++): Now this, this I can dig.

Mind Control (-): Nothnx.

Rape (/): Only the erotic, fictional kind. Not the irl mentally scarring kind.

Uniform (+): I LIKE A BOY IN UNIFORM (SCHOOL UNIFORM)

Orgy (/): Situational. Typically, anything bigger than a threesome just kinda gets silly.

Subbing/Doming (/): It depends. I like interchangeable roles.

Biting (+): I guess. But I'm a pussy, I rather it not break the skin

Solo Masturbation; Male (+): I find it kinda cute, actually.

Solo Masturbation; Female (+): See above.

Scat (---): NO.

Inflation (-): No.

Fat/Pudge (+): More cushin' for the pushin' ;D

Tech (+): Yes. Very much yes.

Watersports (-): Jarate? D:

Glasses (+): <333

Tentacles (+): Durrrf.

Oviposition (-): N..no D':

Masochism (/): Mild cases.

Sadism (/): See above.

Partial Nudity (+): The classier, the better. I don't like seeing tits hang out or anything, a simple hint of cleavage or a sexy collarbone shot will suffice. And short shorts. Legs, mmm <333

Gore/guro (/): D:

Snuff (-): nononono.

Hyper (?): W..what?

Zoophilia (-): Nothnx.

Electricity (-): No.

She-males (/): ALICE? D:

Cross-dressing (++++++++++++): FUCK YES GIANT KINK.

Oral (+): Yaaay

Asphyxiation (-): Not yaaay

Wet-look (/): Too trashy, it might work in some cases, though.

Mud/Quicksand etc (-): No.

Sinking (-): Fetishes are weird.

Spooge (+): As long as it isn't that creepy cumbath stuff. Or like, drinking it in large quantities. Ew.

Tickling (/): I...no? D:

cults clubs:
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:iconsuperjailclub::iconmsn-power-hetalia:

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REQUESTS: open
ART TRADES: open
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I apologize in advance for being lazy as fuck with requests.

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  • Current Residence: in a cardboard box behind k-mart on the moon
  • Interests: drawing, art, history, being sexy, sports involving raquets, music, traveling
  • Favourite movie: Mamma Mia!
  • Favourite band or musician: Death Cab for Cutie, ABBA, Panic! At the Disco, Queen, the Beatles
  • Favourite genre of music: classic rock, indie pop, techno, rock
  • Favourite artist: M.C. Escher
  • Favourite style of art: surrealism
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Favourite game: the Ace Attorney series, Animal Crossing, Cooking Mama
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: that giant hand from Yellow Submarine
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil
  • MSN: The.Purple.Ninja@hotmail.com

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